In order to properly install implants, the Oral Surgeon sends the patient to have the jaw xrayed. Thus, it came to pass that I appeared before the intake clerk at the area radiologist. She asked me what I was there for and I said I was getting implants. The next question had the entire waiting room on the floor. She looked at my girls (a great deal more than any two women might need) and said, “Dental or breastal?” I have four implants and they are all above my neck.